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JEFF Yes! And I am hoping that our friendship will yield certain advantages. DUNCAN Well, you’ve picked a fine school. (DUNCAN grimaces) And it can’t be an email attachment. DUNCAN Well I thought you had a Bachelors from Columbia? JEFF Now I have to get one from America. Uh, they found out my college degree was… less than legitimate. The- the state bar has suspended my license. DUNCAN (After a brief pause) Well that cannot be an inspiring journey. DUNCAN So what is my lawyer doing here? JEFF I’m a student. JEFF Well, two thousand and two was a simpler time. I still cannot figure out how you got a jury to connect September the eleventh with my DUI. DUNCAN Jeff Winger! Genius at law! JEFF (Shaking hands and grinning) You gotta stop saying that! DUNCAN I will never do that. JEFF If these guys knew you like I did, they would’ve given you a small office. DUNCAN’S OFFICE – DAY DUNCAN, a British professor with horrible teeth, is sitting at his desk playing with a Rubik’s cube. (Leaves) ABED That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. (Shakes his hand again) I see your value now. Oh and she thinks she’s gonna flunk tomorrow’s test so she really needs to focus, so she’s sorry if that makes her seem cold. ABED Well, I only talked to her once while she was borrowing a pencil, but… her name is Britta, she’s twenty eight, birthday in October, she has two older brothers and one of them works with children who have a disorder I might wanna look up. JEFF What’s the deal with the hot girl from Spanish class? I can’t find a road in there. Can we all look around our immediate areas? Because I really wanted to… Okay, there’s more to this speech, there’s actually a middle card that is missing. PELTON pauses, then checks his cue cards. (Zoom on PIERCE) That’s what you’ve heard, however… (Changes cards) …I wish you luck! Everyone just stares at him. (Zoom on SHIRLEY) And old people, keeping their minds active as they circle the drain of eternity. (Zoom on TROY) Twenty-something dropouts. You’ve heard it’s loser college for remedial teens. (Reads from cue cards) What is community college? Well, you’ve heard all kinds of things. (Turns back to the podium) Uh, good morning! Uh, many of you are half way through your first week here at Greendale, and, uh, as your Dean… (Bows) …I thought I would share a few thoughts of wisdom and inspiration. All sales are final.The seated adults get up to help and they eventually manage to shut it off. The Writers Store does not offer any refunds for the webinar.
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